Let those who care pay

Published 9:35 am Wednesday, June 9, 2010

We have a think tank at the morning coffee shop to correct state and federal problems. After getting all the ideas and information, we have come up with answers that will be fair to Arizona and the other states that do not agree with Arizona’s immigration law.

We hear President Obama and the liberal states say they want to share the wealth with everyone. We came up with a way to satisfy these liberal states and liberal media and help Arizona out also.

The first thing is to get 100 buses to leave Arizona each day full of illegal immigrants. Sell tickets for $1 each with a meal included. Don’t let it be free; they might get the wrong idea. Do this for about 365 days. That would come to about 1.8 million illegal immigrants.

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When the people of liberal states like Massachusetts, California, Washington and others hear about this they will be tickled to death to get these illegal immigrants out of Arizona and into their states. There would be no profiling. Only illegal immigrants with tickets would be allowed on a bus.

Signs on the buses would inform passengers that the good people of the liberal states will provide work, free hospital care, free schooling and, best of all, would not be put in jail for crimes they commit or returned to Mexico.

I’m sure the illegal immigrants would be much happier with their liberal friends who love them enough to give them all this. The $1 tickets would be one-way, only.

Johnny Griffin